Two Tickets

When you've been married a number of years, you realize that you have certain conversations over and over again.

One of ours goes like this:

I sigh my overwhelmed sigh and Matt says, "Melissa, I've got two tickets."

Yesterday we had that conversation again and I said, "So you always say, but you never produce the tickets."

Without missing a beat, he said, "You never pack your bags."  Alright.  You got me there, Matt.